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With one backward roll, the contestant, Miss Cairo, who has already fallen on to the stage, cutting her leg, comes completely "untucked".
Her genitals fling out near the faces of the audience.
But while a pretty face and slim figure are nothing unusual in Hollywood circles, the next requirement is rather more niche - they must be able to ride a bike...Leonardo Di Caprio is ready for adventure at a moment's notice.
The 42-year-old star was snapped during a visit to Thailand's Ayutthaya Historical Park while he vacationed in the Southeast Asian nation.